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Hi, I’m Darren Sardelli!
I’m an award-winning poet and author with poems in over 25 children’s books in the U.S. and UK.
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Don’t serve me spaghetti!
It’s not on my list.
I won’t eat a food
that can curl, bend, and twist.
It’s slimy! It’s stringy!
It’s slippery too!
It sticks to the pot
like it’s some type of glue!
Spaghetti is something
that shouldn’t be seen.
This stuff should be banned
from Italian cuisine.
It jiggles like jelly.
It slides off your spoon.
It swings like a string
on an untamed balloon.
Don’t tell me to taste it!
I can’t stand the sight.
It makes me erratic,
high strung, and uptight!
I’d rather be munching
on seaweed confetti!
Respect my decision!
DON’T SERVE ME SPAGHETTI!
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